Zombie rats are horny!

You may remember a very early post on zombies, where I talked about a parasite known as Toxoplasma gondii.  I just read a new article published in PLoS that is really mind-blowing.  It also should fall in the category of science known as what-kind-of-PhD-do-I-need-to-study-this-shit.  Very interesting, very strange, and very cool.  Here's the abstract to check out for yourself (abstract).  As you know, rats that are infected with T. gondii lose their fear of cats.  This is important for the parasite because part of its life-cycle occurs in the gut of the cat.  This report takes that one step further.  House et al. show that as part of this shift in rat behavior, the rats are actually attracted to cat urine.  Not attracted like "this smells like roses" but rather "yowsa, hot babes" (rats do say 'yowsa'... I've heard them).  Yes, the parasite changes the way the rat brain responds to the smell of cat urine.  Neurons in the ventromedial hypothalmus, dorsomedial part (mercifully abbreviated as VMHdm), which normally are active in response to fear, are silent when infected rats are exposed to urine.  In contrast, the area in the brain the DOES light up is the posterodorsal medial amygdala.  These are the same neurons that light up when rats watch porn (or are exposed to estrous females, but somehow that doesn't sound as sexy).  Their conclusion is that T. gondii makes rats think that if they follow the cat pee, they will get laid.  Although that may work in some dive bars, for these rats it ultimately leads to just a single dinner date.

These results are also consistent with other findings that show an increased level of dopamine in infected rats.  Dopamine is, of course, the primary molecule in behavioral reward so it seems reasonable that this pathway would also be effective at shifting rat behaviors.  They cite a 2006 paper by Webster et al. (abstract) where it was shown that dopamine receptor antagonists prevent the attraction to cat urine.  Could this receptor be the first therapeutic target for treating zombies?  I'll have to propose that at the next New Target meeting. 

The ability of T. gondii to alter brain function and behavioral response is incredibly cool and a little bit scary.  Why scary?  Because it is estimated that at least one third of the human population has been exposed to the zombie-inducing T. gondii (and no, it's not just pop stars and politicians).  Even subtle changes in behavior on that scale can lead to massive changes in society.  Although it is unclear how well this study translates to humans, it does suggest that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, it's probably not a good idea to hide out in the girls' bathroom.